I hate hedge. And you guys would too if you have to put in miles of barbed wire fence, using hedge posts.
The fence lasts forever though. Hedge trees that have several posts in them are a prized posession around where I grew up. Hedge typically never grows straight. There's always zigzags in all of the trees. It's tough to find a straight piece of the tree that is 8-9 ft long.
As mentioned, hedge is a nuisance tree. It's thorny. The hedge balls (sometimes called hedge apples) are sticky and gooey. But the ole wives tale is to take a hedge ball and put it in each corner of your basement, and it will keep the bugs out of your house for a year. The wood does burn very hot in a fireplace. Another good thing about burning hedge is that a larger size log, say 10-12" in diameter will burn all night long. Other woods in logs that diameter, like cedar, will not burn all the way through by themselves. They may burn 20%, and then die out.
But I love turning hedge. It's like revenge for having to put in fence.
My favorite hedge calls:
predator calls from a hedge post below the ground
Brian