Nothing to do with making duck calls but funny. I picked this up from another site.
Facebook....I don't get it.
Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while
applying the same principles.
Therefore, every day I go out on the street and tell the passers-by
what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I
will do tomorrow night. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, my dovetails, me gardening and spending time cleaning the shop.
Also listen to their conversations and I tell them I love them.
And it works. I already have 3 persons following me: 2 police officers and a
psychiatrist
ben