Curmudgeon.... :D I hear ya! Not to completely shift gears, but i think one of my favorite woods to work with is Honey Mesquite. When finsished, a brand new call willl still look 70 years old. That stuff has an "old" look to it. You get some occasional samll worm holes which add to the "look". May be too early in the thread to consider a "who's who" in wood, but it may be worthy of a thread of it's own? If you will, a good, bad, or indifferent thread of wood types, sources of supply, experiences, etc..? It's probably been done before and I'm too lazy to go search for it :-[
Mutt~