I can just see Homeland security - they would pop at the sight of a gouge let alone a big old honking skew.
Did I ever mention that they wanted me to go to work for them when they first went operational?
I had to turn them down because of the blue jackets with the yellow letters on the back. Originally the agency was to be called
Federal Aviation Transportation Airport Security Service
and there was no way I was walking around with
FAT ASS on my back
AL @ THO